Cool as Sh!t, from your friends at WTF Calendar Co:

Not to brag, but we've gotten our sh!t together for 2022, and we'll help you do the same. This tongue-in-cheek calendar boasts unmistakable brown plops dumped ... er, featured ... on every page. (Employees must wash their hands after using this calendar.) Each piece of you-know-what comes complete with googly eyes, sh!t-eating grins, and plenty of loyal fly companions. You don't have to be cool as sh!t to go ape sh!t over this one—the small size complete with a handy 18-month format is bound to help you regulate your days.

Makes an excrementally good gag gift too.

• 7" x 7" inches
• Opens to 7" W x 14" H
• Illustrated
• Includes profanity
• 12 months, weeks start Sunday
• 6-month planner spread (July–December 2021)
• U.S. and international holidays
• Important religious events
• At-a-glance monthly views
• Environmentally friendly inks and paper

12 Months + 6-Month Planner